"Congratulations, you are now King's Men! Get weapons and armor from the pile of bodieson your right. The fight is down the corridor to the left." -- Paul Maul, Battle of the Red Temple membership drive "Will I have to remember any of this?" -- Phoenix, man at arms, Auxiliary Line "No, where you're going it won't matter." -- Silver Targa Xenese, Spinward Mission Briefing "Never give an inch! I will never surrender! I shall fight unt--" -- Last Words of more than one Orca member ". ..And here comes Ronald Unreasonable to throw out the first spear. .." -- Sports commentator at the XXIIIrd Rhandom Games "No point in a rescue attempt. He was carried away by Birdmen- twenty pounds at a time." -- Derek "Fools! None may oppose me and live!" "Now you die!" "You'll never escape me now!" -- Excerpts: Blade Standard Dialogue Manual "Trust me, it works every time. Just let the Egadsu grab you and the rest of us will attack while it's busy." -- Gill the Treacherous "That thing is worse than a food processor. It slices. It dices. It turned Julienne into fries!" -- Trebor Nawoc "We~ in the right you know." Sindred "These people have no respect for human life... An Innocent Bystander "Being decimated isn't so bad. It's only ten percent casualties." Sindred "If that's the case. decimate them tenfold." King Phillip the Heavy Handed "Nobody would make a trap this elaborate unless there was something important here. Bury them later, we must go on!" Darantz "Well, you can just die then." End of Many Negotiations "The pen may be mightier than the sword. but I fear the sword more," Fredor. Lord of the Inner Sea "Runaway!" Gill the Treacherous "Angus, just because the arrow has your name on it doesn't mean it's a present." Kibid "Duck and dodge, weave and OUCH!" Sideve\ix]anel. Squad Leader Vanguard line 1 I J Ir Thump! Clatter, thud. "Next!" Gregor Negotiating with Visser Envoy "Kill it before it dies!" Phizz Bin "Ifyou hit them hard enough they can't complain.." Field Marshal Paul Maul "Hey Gerfet, wake up. Can you hear me? You're dying." Trebor Nawoc "Maximize Casualties!" King's Men Battle Cry ~ ~~ "No survivors!" King's Men Battle Cry for Special Occasions "Shish-ke-bob!" Battle cry of Lahca, Mobile line Lancer "Good catch, sirrah!" Tyros Rex. master of Shaken. the Flying Death "Everyone shoot the man on the left." Traditional]ineta Battle Tactic "Hand me my mallet. I must anesthetize him." Dr. Oscar Sneiderbunk I I I i i "Hand me my mallet. The swelling will stop the bleeding... ! Dr. Oscar Sneiderbunk "Hand me my mallet. I must tenderize the area before making the first incision." Dr. Oscar Sneiderbunk "Oh, stop your whining. You've got another leg." Dr. Oscar 'The Butcher' Sneiderbunk "Chivalry is dead, and so are you!" Larz the Magician Generally Considered A Not-Nice Person "You can't fool me, it's all done with mirrors." Tarmac. Gold Targa R.I.P. Ictentrid the Noseless Battle of the Red Temple Rendered Unto Coleslaw "Well, to make a long story short we were disarmed and de-feeted." Fred The Human Doorstop "That's Unreasonable!" Vykron "This is almost as much fun as looking for the il1usion in the china shop." AxIy Suregrip Dead bodies faIl faster than rocks fall faster than live bodies. Excerpt King's Men Sdentific Research Manual "It's never a good idea to increase your surface area to volume ratio." Dr. Buen-Scheuk "I see a storm coming. Uh, why don't you be the standard bearer?" Trebor Nawoc to his aide "Eat Flaming Death!" Huzzah the Magnificent "Look! The bleeding stopped! Uh oh." lctentrid the Noseless. His Last Words "1'11 hold my ground as long as they're in front of you and you're in front of me." Dr. Buen-Scheuk Extended Death Spell Cost 1000 MFAs regular Death Spell, but also affects target's family, relatives, friends, business associates, acquaintances, and strangers who bear a faint physical resemblance. Especially effective against tight-knit clans, but not as good as the Genocide Spell. Surviving Scrap from Marak's Encyclopaedia Magicus Recovered from the Crypt of Is 0 "Well, yes I did it, ...but it's not my fault." AxIy Suregrip ..All right, it is my fault, ...but I'm not responsible." Axly Suregrip "Well, maybe I am responsible, ...but I'm not to blame." Axly Suregrip "Yes. I am to blame, ...but they made me do it." AxIy Suregrip "Get a squad ready! Axly slipped his leash!" Ipaarb "Let's plant him and see what grows!" Kneedeepdulac Demonicus Chief]ai1er ofZungel "How was I to know you can't parallel park a sailing ship?" The Boss "I think I hear someone coming. Try to bleed more quietly." Seth Squad Leader. Primary line "1 wouldn't call it storming the walls when we're only using one ladder." Draclod "They seem to have recycled their plowshares." Trebor Nawoc "Right then! No more goodness and niceness!" Darantz RI.P. Sargeant Schustec Battle of the Silver Lake Mace ~n the Face R.I.P. Schmuel the Mighty Lost in the Room of Decreasing Dimensions Squished Like a Bug R.I.P. Wurlitzer Lost on the Ten Bridges of Eternity Still Falling uu.uu-sidebars.txt